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If I Had Feelings Crewneck Sweatshirt Dark Humor Skeleton Graphic
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
For those of us who totally have feelings… we just prefer sarcasm. 💀🩷
The If I Had Feelings Crewneck Sweatshirt features a pink-haired skeleton surrounded by hearts with the perfectly deadpan phrase, “If I had feelings, they’d be for you.” Equal parts cute, sarcastic, and slightly morbid, it fits right at home with the Dazzling Skull Designs dark-humor aesthetic.
The cozy unisex crewneck makes an easy everyday layer for cool fall days, lounging, casual outings, or whenever your wardrobe needs a little emotional unavailability. While it makes a hilariously appropriate Valentine's gift, this one definitely isn't limited to February.
Perfect for: dark humor lovers, skeleton fans, sarcastic gifts, spooky-season wardrobes, Valentine's Day, or year-round morbid cuteness.
Product features- Cozy 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
- Medium-heavy fabric for warmth and everyday comfort
- Classic unisex fit
- Ribbed crew neckline for a comfortable, structured fit
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Made using ethically sourced US cotton
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly over the design
- Do not dry clean
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Do not dryclean; Do not iron; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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